bootleg.

pirated movies stored on my ps3 as of 8.2.09 (sorted by import date):

Donnie Darko

The Lion King (Special Edition)

The Dark Knight

Pineapple Express

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Iron Man

The Incredible Hulk

Taken

Tropic Thunder

The Day The Earth Stood Still

Transformers

Across The Universe

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Coraline

The Hangover

Madea Goes to Jail

Observe and Report

Confessions of a Shopaholic

The Soloist

Night at the Museum 2

17 Again

i'm really glad my grandma is incapable of distinguishing sober me from high-off-my-ass me. apparently nothing was amiss when i held a conversation with her in my adam west voice, even as i was frying chicken and refusing all advice from her other than "use flour". everytime she made a suggestion i'd stop everything, turn to her, and say "no...i don't want that." then resume normal activity like i didn't just attempt to qualify for a daytime emmy.

[in related news...]

i think i do my best cooking in space. the combination of me being this creative genius, coupled with the raw driving power of the munchies makes for some interesting meal decisions. within this past week i've made buffalo wings, taco salad, mashed potatoes (with light cheese and olive oil), teriyaki chicken burgers, ice cream with nesquick powder in it, garlic and cheese-crusted pan-fried chicken breasts, and a salad with peach-mango applesauce instead of salad dressing. now, to be honest, the most i remember about any of this is cooking it and ravaging it. because i'm me, i know it tasted good, i just don't remember actually tasting it, seeing as i was in a voracious stupor during.

[unrelated news...]

i think em has the potential to ruin mariah carey's career. i mean, he's done it before (remember mr. atkins? yea, MURDAAAAAAA'D), albeit with the aid of two fellow hip-hop juggernauts. still, mariah seems to be an easy target: lyrical prowess >> vocal prowess. eminem's lyrics are on point. period. mariah "see right through you like you're bathing in windex" carey? not so much..."but she can sing!"

yea, let's see her sing her way out of this one.

[outty].