"i didn't know i couldn't do that".

"i, started to write and laughed as i wrote my last name
see, kevin wright's a lefty so i'm right-brained and wright-brained
clever ain't it?
if you think not, lie about it.
my ego is easily bruised by the words that you choose."
-K.Alexander

i have a problem. it seems that, at any given moment in time, i'm the subject of some female's annoyance/aggression/anger. i don't know how i do it, but i always manage to say the WRONG thing at the wrong moment. this usually results in me looking like a jackass while furiously trying to backpedal with "i'm sorry!"s and "i didn't mean it like that!"s or the ever-popular, dave chappelle-inspired, "i didn't know i couldn't do that". that actually worked once, much to my surprise and amusement. it's gotten to the point where some of my friend's will actually ask me "who's mad at you today?" and i can actually produce an answer. of course, i don't always know when a girl is mad. sometimes i can just walk into a room and say hi and the chick'll be like "don't talk to me!" and i'm like "wtf did i do?" and she'll answer with the most cryptic of responses: "you know what you did".

to any females reading this particular post, here's a bit of information about the opposite sex: when we're in hot water with you girls and we ask what we may have done, "you know what you did" is the WORST response! i mean c'mon, if i knew what i did, i WOULD NOT ask what i did! it's common sense. it's like someone who's never heard a japanese syllable asking "what does 'genius' mean in japanese?" and you, the japanese scholar replying "you know what it means"

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i mean, c'mon. cut us a little slack. just a little. muy pequeno.

of course, that's not the case with everyone, sometimes guys are just gassing you, but it's the other way around the majority of the time. for me, at least. so if that situation ever occurs, i really don't know.

"in other news..."

i took my SAT yesterday. i'm pissed. my essay was like a paragraph short, and i choked so badly on that math portion i'm still shuddering. of course, the lit/reading comprehension part was STUPID easy, and luckily that took up the majority of the test. i can't go into details about the questions though, cuz i don't know how far those college board skeezers go to make sure we follow that little contract thing. i don't want 68 bucks going down the drain.

after i got home from taking the test (which lasted from 8:30 to 1:00!!!), i went directly up the stairs, made a right down to the end of the hall and turned right into my room where i proceeded to fall face forward into a 12-hour slumber.

not before i texted/bugged a friend of mine and said something stupid that resulted in my immediate chastisement...i tried to backpedal but she didn't respond so i just boarded the good ship Oso @ The Hibernation Station and proceeded to takeoff.

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Houston, we have liftoff.

...and off i go.

feels good to be home baby!
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