You Thought I Couldn't Freestyle On YOU, Boo?

if you haven't heard, the other day this (apparently bipolar) chick lost her mind and started harassing this old lady on a MARTA train. Some say the old lady said something, others say that 'Soulja Girl' just lost her mind out the blue. Regardless, some lucky bastard got it on tape, and yea it blew up on YouTube.

in case you haven't seen it:



then, in case you didn't get your fill of laughs from the original: THE REMIX!!!!

Friday was fun.

we've pretty much got nothing to do in alphus's class, so we were just playing around the whole period. we got a bunch of goofy pics too:

below from left to right: Torey, ME, Marquise.



then there was this (jasmine y eric in the middle):


then this: YMCA BIATCH!!! lol



lol so yea, good times.
man, i'm gonna miss the mill. a little.

something people don't really understand.

capricorns are the shiz. period. no contest.
that is all.

something i forgot to mention earlier...

KRISTIN BROKE MY CAMERA!!! ugh, que feo!!!!

it's not functionally broken, just aesthetically. the lens is loose so if i'm not paying attention it'll stray to the right. of course she was so sorry, but she placed the blame partly on me. that part annoys me a little bit because it was my camera and she wouldn't give it to me. she says that i made her drop it so it's partially my fault. i say it's completely her fault because she should've handed me the camera when i asked for it, instead of bein a wee-atch about it.

okay she's here.

and she hasn't said anything yet....

Aw Jeez.....

my mother heard my Sexual Harassment (Sensual Seduction parody) song and didn't like it. It's weird cuz I didn't think she would respond so adversely(in fact, i was going to tell her to listen, like i did with I'm N Luv Wit A Scholar). I told her that someone else helped with the lyrics and when she asked who, I told her I couldn't tell her. Bad move. Now she's on the way home talking about how she's gonna set me straight. I don't know how she's gonna do it but I'm somewhat interested in finding out. With that said, this might be my last post in a while. We'll find out.



OUTTY!!!!!! (5000)

Ode To Hip-Hop

Ode To Hip-Hop is big collab with about 17-18 DatPiff artists covering classic hip-hop songs. The song I'm working on is 'Money, Power, Respect' by The LOX ft. Lil Kim and DMX. The way this tape is going, it's gonna be awesome. The other tracks I heard for this were amazing. There's people covering Nas, Jay-Z, Eazy-E, Tupac, Biggie, and more. BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!


Here's the cover, followed by the (unofficial) tracklist.

Tentative Tracklist (subject to change)
01.Todjae - Flashback (Jay-Z's - Where I'm From)
02.Youngboogie - Ode To Hip Hop (You're All I Need 08')
03.D-Logcik - Super Lyrical
04.Mac - Life's A Bitch
05.Prolific - Keep On (Mc Lyte Remake)
06.Young Rep - I Never Seen A Man Cry
07.Chames - All I Got Is You 08'
08.Willi Blak - Dead Wrong
09.Str8 Business - Boyz N The Hood or Real Mutherfuckin' G'z
10.Artistic - Microphone Fiend
11.KillahMatriks - It Was A Good Day
12.ThaChosenWun - I Shot Ya
13.A-Smash - NYS Is Mine
14.Blaze - Award Tour
15.Rob Doe - Elevators 08
16.E-Dubb - Ambitionz As A Ridah
17.KvnTheTruth - Money, Power, Respect
18.KIC - Chessboxing

o, the anger.it is now 8:58

well look what happens when you decide to stick to your guns, and please, don't be fooled by the "open" sign. it's a lie. an hour's walk, wasted. WASTED.



argh, the ridiculousness of it! you're not open! lies! all lies!






well now i'm haircut-less, so i go across the street to Circle K to stock up on junk so this excursion won't be labeled a complete failure.

on the walk home i pass by a group of ignorants (two male, one female with child.) arguing and fussing about nothing particularly important. then a car pulls up to them, the female with child hops into the backseat while one of the male ignorants holds the other male ignorant back. the one that's fighting is shirtless and barefoot, like a caveman. i would've taken a picture but the restraining ignorant was a bit too observative.

after that fiasco, i stop by independence park to swing, forgetting that they bolted the little toddler-safe things on them so now big kids can't use them anymore (until i buy some bolt-cutters, that is.) so after that short (but still wasted) trip, i left.



at this point in the outing, my feet were killing me. i was desperate enough to try hitchhiking, but as you can see in the pic, there was a flaw in my plan. (hint: look at all the cars)



yea, looked like i was hoofin it (lol, 'hoofin it')



so blah blah blah i'm walking walking....i see an ambulance go rushing in the direction i just came from, maybe that ignorant got loose? idk...


then i pass by a feather sticking out of the ground and i think "wonder if the bird is nearby" then, just around the bend....
TA-DA! yes, dead bird. que feo.




next thing that struck me as odd is something that's been striking me as odd for the longest. there's this house in the neighborhood next to ours. just a regular house, right? wrong. this house actually has an entire house in its back yard. stupidest construction-related discovery ever.



stupid, right?

yea, well after that i crossed into my neighborhood, stole flowers from a neighbor for mi madre y abuela, picked up a plastic spoon from the samarator, then i came here. now i'm blogging, well, i'm finishing it. like.....now?
yea, now.

it is now 9:55 (i got distracted a bit).

OUTTY!!!!!! (5000)

it is now 6:00.

and.....i still haven't gone anywhere.

okay i'm going now....i will bring back photographic evidence!


now let the walking....commence!

Well Homie This Is My Day: "Class Started 2 Hours Ago.", "Oh, Am I Late?"

that's a kanye quote (the title, that is).


(not so)quick breakdown of the day:
woke up this morning at about 7:50. that's 10 minutes after the bus left.
instead of getting up right then i decide to sleep an additional 2 hours and then leave for school
i walk about 100 feet and then i catch a ride from a friend who just happened to be there (friggin stroke of luck, i know).
so i get to school (2nd period's almost over)
sit through the rest of math class struggling to learn a concept that took everyone else an hour to learn ("don't worry, you'll get it")
go to 3rd period (bumping into kristin on the way, always a pick-me-up)
sit through that (it's okay though, i like anatomy),
go to lunch (where i end up only paying 10cents cuz they don't take pennies (shweet),
then 5th period AP Exam review (1789-1914, so interesting),
then 6th period where i finally begin on the month-long project (which is due friday),
then i'm here (full of food and old spongebob episodes).

sooooo yea. that's how i roll.

now it's 5:16 and i'm contemplating a walk to the barbershop for a line-up. the edges are looking kinda blurred y'know?

here's a pic of it:


yep, a little scruffy. i'm also rockin a faux faux-hawk(no typo, i know what i said), but you can't really see from the side. don't worry though, you're not missing out.

that upload took a little while, it's now 5:23 and i still can't decide if i wanna go or not. gotta think quick though, running out of daylight.



(Flash!)

i wrote a verse that was originally intended for the "can't tell me nothing" beat, but idk if i want it for that. i recorded it and all, but i can always transpose the a capella. i'll post a link later (maybe) for you to hear.





i think i'm done now.

yea.

well, i'm OUTTY!!! (5000)

Catch-Up

hola.
been kinda m.i.a. for the past 4 months.
hm, where to start?
well, i got fired. by my grandma.
let that sink in.

fired.

by my GRANDMA.
ugh, disgusting.

well, that was march.

i skipped february (that deserves a separate entry all its own. no idea when i'll get to it though).

april, still jobless. still girlfriend-less (i'll cover that in february). i did some new songs. a parody and some little remix verses for some various songs (just for lyrical practice). threw up some new graphic designs, a particular favorite of mine was inspired by the album cover for the juno soundtrack.

speaking of juno, AWESOME movie. if i had ellen page on my friends list she'd definitely be in my top 8 (well, it's actually like 16).

and that's april in an undersized nutshell.

now it's may and we're only like 10 days in. the only significant event i can think of is the passing of the 10th anniversary of my father's death on the 8th. i didn't even feel sad. just weird. i've known more years without him than i have with him. i guess that is sad. but i still feel weird.
i'm gonna end this on that note. yes, a weird note.
i'll probably post within the next hour or so.



adi-oso.