Hancock & Eggs (ya GOTTA read this)

ok so i go see the movie Hancock right? it's awesome. effects were awesome, plot twist was extra awesome, etc...that's not what i wanna talk about. it's what happened AFTER the movie that's most intriguing. so i leave the theater right? i'm walking down the way heading towards an atm when i hear a car and footsteps behind me. next thing i know BAM! guy splatters my arm (of all places) with egg. i turn around to face the guy and start hitting him repeatedly. i think i got in about 3-5 GOOD hits before he scrambled into his bud's car and sped away. it was so random i was still trying to comprehend what happened. i don't think i would have hit him as hard if i hadn't just walked out of a superhero movie (y'know how those always kinda pump you up in a "i dare a mothafucka to mess with ME" kinda way?), but i did and i was hyped and i'd had this huge can of monster energy drink before i went to the movies to make sure i stayed awake so yea...it just was not his night. whelp....that's all. gonna go watch all my favorite hancock scenes on the internet now.

outty 5000!!!!!!!