the driver.

my, speakers.
i encourage children to do bad things.

बेकाउसे इ कैन

इ'म गोइंग तो टाइप इन हिन्दी। वही> बेकाउसे तेरे'एस अ बटन हियर ठाट सय्स इ कैन। नॉट ठाट इ हवे अन्य्थिंग वैरी इन्तेरेस्तिंग तो से अत थे मोमेंट। अस अ मैटर ऑफ़ फक्त इ'म जुस्त गोइंग तो स्टॉप थिस। मय्बे लेटर इ'ल हवे सोमेथिंग इन्तेरेस्तिंग तो राइट इन अनोठेर लंगुअगे। सिओं! वेट, कैन इ से सिओं, अन इतलिअनो वर्ड इन हिन्दी? ठाट दोएसं'टी मके सेंस। ओह वेल्ल। त्त्फं.

Christmas (The Day Before The Day After Yesterday)

quick write here. so um, yea....christmas was pretty bueno i must say. i received an ipod nano (the new video one, silver), that white star wars limited edition psp with the star wars battlefront: renegade squadron game, a new bluetooth earpiece (hello moto, lqtm), a spider-man hat (rojo y negro), spider-man towels, and a gaggle of clothing items including a muy bueno Scarface jacket. if i had anything to complain about it'd be that i forgot to bring my grandma her presents. in other news, my b-day is on monday and i'm steadily counting down the days. less than five days until i can be tried as an adult! all of a sudden seventeen ain't so sweet, lol.

PETA and GLAAD (might cause a stir, but....so?)

you see, both of them are just annoying as hell in my opinion.

PETA: Did you know that a baby alligator with its mouth taped shut peed on Beyonce in a photo shoot and PETA sent a letter to Beyonce expressing concern for the alligator? It was scared. It peed. So? If it's mouth wasn't taped shut it probably would've bit her, and i bet those PETA people would still complain. I mean, I can understand people wanting to protect animals, I like puppies too, but when they get stupid with it it's...well, stupid.



GLAAD: I'm tired of hearing GLAAD compare themselves to the black people of the civil rights movement. It offends me. What my people were doing was justified by God and the Constitution. Yours is justified by neither. You're wrong. Deal with it. I hate when society refers to gay males as "gay men". As if they're suggesting that emotional growth has been attained in the gay boys' "no girls allowed" clubhouse. Dare I say "closet". As if their lack of masculine gender-identity allows them to share with other men a sense of silent lucidity.

S.T.D. (clever, no?)

yikes! how hard it is not to sound cliche when you're a teenager. "oh the world is against me!", "all my friends are doing it too!", "i'm only 45 minutes past curfew, what's the big deal?" "i didn't know you were kidding when you said 'take the car'"...it gets to be a bit much. though i'm only 16 (for 7 more days, if my math is correct), i like to think that i'm at least halfway able to see those corny cliches and avoid them, but no. that's the thing about Stupid Teenage Drama: you see it coming, you think you can handle it, but when it comes to you you're like a deer in headlights taking it full force. then, as soon as it hits you, and you know it hits you, you're sitting there like an idiot thinking "why the hell didn't i avoid that?" while you're sitting amongst the social graces you fell from when that STD hit you full force.

look out!